“Saying “have a nice day” to someone sounds friendly but saying “enjoy your next 24 hours” sounds threatening.”ģ4. I declined… I’m not used to consuming wine in pill form.”ģ3. “Laundry: Washing – 30 mins drying – 60 mins putting away- 7 to 10 business days.”ģ2. “When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits… Go for a drive, go two or three thousand miles away. “Nothing says “I mean business” like using a cart at the liquor store.”ģ0. It isn’t me… I think you’re a fucking idiot.”Ģ1. “Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you and the tremendous impact you’ve made on their life. “Whoever did voodoo on my love life can chill now, I learned my lesson.”Ģ0. ![]() “Sometimes when I find out the actual lyrics to a song, I discover that I like my version better.”ġ9. “If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job.”ġ8. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, “well, she’s there and it’s his problem now.”ġ6. “Just as the graveside service finished, there was a distant lightning bolt accompanied by a tremendous burst of rumbling thunder. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play “pop goes the weasel” over and over until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with silent, horrified anticipation.”ġ5. “You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.”ġ4. Best Life Quotes That’ll Motivate You – Life Sayingsġ3.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |